Apologies to Natalie Casey

Last week I mentioned that I met Natalie Cassidy (Eastenders fame) at TV Centre when she held a door open for me, twice. I've since realised that I meant to say Natalie Casey (Two Pints of Lager... fame).

I need to clarify that Natalie Cassidy has NEVER met me, although I am sure that one day that dream, for her, will come true.

I now wish to apologise to Natalie Casey for calling her Natalie Cassidy. I realise now that calling you Natalie Cassidy twice, as you held open the door for me just before you went on to film another episode of Two Pints of Lager..., may have put you off your performance a little. So I am sorry.

However, in retrospect Two Pints of Lager... should have been put to bed a few series ago now. May be being accidentally referred to as the fat one, then thin one, then fat one again, from Eastenders would have given your performance a new...glow.

Good Luck with the door holding.

HDM

Yorkie chunks and things...

Five chunks. You would think that that wouldn't be enough to satisfy a man with a hot tea to drink. I am three chunks in and I fear the last two may just be left to melt in the Spring sunshine.

I am looking forward to an afternoon of sporting results to get me through this weekend shift at work. So far it has been the usual "news" weekend, we're only missing a house fire or dog attack.

Calcutta Cup time at Twickenham and as the two teams line-up I see neither side being worthy of lifting the trophy. Both English & Scotish rugby is in crisis and nobody is prepared to shoulder the blame or shine a light onto how to solve the problems. Thankfully Welsh rugby can only benefit and hopefully in a few hours time will play Ireland off the park to claim the Six Nations title.

COME ON WALES

HDM

terminal velocity

I estimate that the desk fan rotates 734 times a minute to provide me with a chilling breeze apon my face. This will not however freshen-up the stale room air of this workspace.

Today I met Natalie Cassidy. She doesn't know it though. We weren't formally introduced. She just held the door for me, twice.

HDM